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Halod Crane
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.03.05 17:55:00 -
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We are, as our corp info suggestions, the worst pirates ever. Regularly we let people go because we think they have a spiffy ship name, we're too bored to hit warp, or more likely Ender has put us all into structure while we're afk.
However, over the past month or so we have killed a great deal of Xelas. We take joy in killing them, and thwaps of happiness are regularly heard over TS2 when we call 'Xelas hauler on scan.' It's not that Xelas has ever done anything to us, it's just that it's nice to have a primary target. Plus they smell pretty bad, sorta like a sheep.
So imagine my surprise when after killing a Xelas hauler yesterday, I get this email from their Vice Admiral;
" <-- that means quote!
You just killed an alliance hauler.
You are required to make reparations for such an insult and return all loot to pilot you just killed and ensure his safe passage.
Regards
Deckard
" <-- that means end quote!
That's how bad we are ladies and gentlemen, our targets don't even realize we're pirates. 
Now, I was suitably embaressed and felt that I had to reply. I didn't want to let on that we weren't actually part of the 'alliance' and frankly his roleplaying scared me. I replied as kindly as possible with this:
Isk sent to you, please distribute to the involved parties as necessary.
Have a great afternoon and fly safe, I am very sorry for the mixup.
We hope the strong alliance with Xelas does not suffer from this.
I then sent him 1 isk. 
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Halod Crane
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.03.05 18:23:00 -
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 Originally by: Xtro 2
1 isk seems an awfull lot, you were being over generous, the standard 0.01 isk would have been sufficient i think.
Then again perhaps that 1 isk has preserved the erm, "alliance"? 
I wanted to be sure we remained on friendly terms! I also offered to give back his warp stabs.
Bastage Inc.
We do it for the hate mail.
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Halod Crane
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.03.05 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Phoenus
Originally by: Halod Crane
We are, as our corp info suggestions, the worst pirates ever. Regularly we let people go because we think they have a spiffy ship name, we're too bored to hit warp, or more likely Ender has put us all into structure while we're afk.
*drops into thread*
Can I comment?      
Just hijac... kidding!
Eek, phoenus in thread - docking!
Bastage Inc.
We do it for the hate mail.
Feel free to convo me ingame. I'm likely bored. |
Halod Crane
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.03.05 23:34:00 -
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Woot, a threat!
I think that's one for the 'win' column, it's like getting hate mail only in Carrier form. Tell you what Deckard, I'll give you 19 bizillion isk if you manage to kill me and I actually care. Keep in mind I'm mostly in a Merlin/Drake these days ;)
I want my 1 isk back.
Bastage Inc.
We do it for the hate mail.
Feel free to convo me ingame. I'm likely bored. |
Halod Crane
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.03.05 23:41:00 -
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Jex,
That sig makes me laugh everytime I see it
Thought you should know !
--------- Beware the Signature ---------
Bastage Inc.
We do it for the hate mail.
Feel free to convo me ingame. I'm likely bored.
--------- Beware the Signature ---------
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